Derwent Executive

Because of the poor economic climate, I start looking for a job again. Below is the reply from one recruitment agency. Interesting one!

Derwent: Dear Daryl

Experience: This one is better than Manulife... at least they know my name.

Derwent: Reference Number: GXX/1XXX1

Position: Asia Pacific Training Manager - Retail

Thank you for your recent application and the details you provided outlining your employment history in relation to the above position. I have perused your resume in detail but unfortunately, on this occasion you have been unsuccessful.

Experience: I have been unsuccessful... I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL!!! Thank you for telling me that I've failed!!!

Derwent: Again, thank you for taking the time to respond to our advertisement. I wish you well in your job search.

Experience: Oh yeah... you wish!

Derwent: Yours sincerely

DERWENT EXECUTIVE

for and on behalf of Xxxxxxxx Heng

Agnes Xxxx
________________________

derwent executive
t. +852 2xxx 1xx1
d. +852 2xx1 8xxx
axxx@derwentexecutive.com.hk
www.derwentexecutive.com.hk

Experience: On behalf of someone? How busy is this Heng!? Well... maybe that's how the world operates. When you have no value, they don't even bother writing back personally.

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Experience: Will I print out this junk!?